When I wake up at 8:30 on a Saturday because I hear my phone vibrate…
… I reach for the phone, miss the call…. call back…
(hoarse morning ‘i-just-woke-up-i’m-still-sleepy’ voice)
Me: Hi, blah blahh bla-ah blah
Friend: Hey so blah bla-ah blah blah - omg, my voice!!!
Me: Mine, too!
(both start laughing and rush to finish the conversation to get off the phone)